So, after my blog about how to Keep It Scouse At The National went down
such a treat, with over 7000 views, I thought I’d take the time to do a Photographical
Review of all the disasters that failed to take my advice, and rocked up and made
bad shows of themselves:
Here goes:
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| Exhibit a) Not too bad a start, decent outfits, decent figures .. then OH MY GOD what is the face on that third one? The one in the tan? Looks like the Birkenhead Tranny’s twin brother: |
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Exhibit b) No clue what’s happening here.
Are they feather earrings or is it a feather boa or did something just
crash land in her chips or what?
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Exhibit c) Lad? What the actual fuck? Really lad?
Why? Actual WHY?
Never seen anything as queg in my life.
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Exhibit d) So .. this bird has fallen head first through the Gypsy Wedding dress
maker’s shop.. Then her 3 year old messed around with it a bit.. and then her
fella placed the pearl necklace on there?
Bad state.
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Exhibit e) WHAT is this on the right???
Looks like she’s had off a Pimp .. robbed his coat and hat ?? Has she no mirror? Has her friend no tongue?
Really?
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Exhibit f) What an absolute belter this is. Some lad has actually let his Ma out the house
looking like that. There are so many
things wrong with it.. I can’t even begin.
She reminds me of an old Crown Street prozzy I affectionately nicknamed
Candle Wax Face.
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Exhibit g) Told you this would happen didn’t I?
Shoes off, tears.. vomming.. Making a bad mess of yourselves. Bet yer fella still isnt talking to you is he
love?
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Exhibit h) Dear Lord... someone’s Ma here
taken a turn for the worst. Can you
imagine??! Our Jackie got herself in
that bad a state one time and I never forgave her. Ended up noshing a bizzy the
utter whore.
Our Lindsay was fumin.
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Exhibit i) Tight shiny suit - check ... Sunnies – check ... Being an ABSOLUTE WHOPPER-
check...
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Exhibit j) These two have GOTTA be from Wigan?
Nice saggy nips there, bird in the pink top.
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Exhibit k) Just put her down and put those thunder thighs away... Tree trunks. Also check out the GORGEOUS steward in the
background
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| Exhibit l) Now what did Uncle Jimmy say about Panto Dame crossed with Gypsy Wedding? |
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Exhibit m) I don’t even need to say anything for these two do I ?
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Exhibit n) Here we go .. shoes off.. snarling down the to your fella coz he has swerved you.
Told you, didn’t I ?
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Exhibit o) And last but not least .. this utter buffoon of a man always has to gegg
in doesn’t he. Does that cardigan / coat thing actually have Buffalos on it?
Really lad?
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