So, after my blog about how to Keep It Scouse At The National went down
such a treat, with over 7000 views, I thought I’d take the time to do a Photographical
Review of all the disasters that failed to take my advice, and rocked up and made
bad shows of themselves:
Here goes:
Exhibit a) Not too bad a start, decent outfits, decent figures .. then OH MY GOD what is the face on that third one? The one in the tan? Looks like the Birkenhead Tranny’s twin brother: |
Exhibit b) No clue what’s happening here.
Are they feather earrings or is it a feather boa or did something just
crash land in her chips or what?
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Exhibit c) Lad? What the actual fuck? Really lad?
Why? Actual WHY?
Never seen anything as queg in my life.
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Exhibit e) WHAT is this on the right???
Looks like she’s had off a Pimp .. robbed his coat and hat ?? Has she no mirror? Has her friend no tongue?
Really?
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Exhibit g) Told you this would happen didn’t I?
Shoes off, tears.. vomming.. Making a bad mess of yourselves. Bet yer fella still isnt talking to you is he
love?
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Exhibit i) Tight shiny suit - check ... Sunnies – check ... Being an ABSOLUTE WHOPPER-
check...
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Exhibit j) These two have GOTTA be from Wigan?
Nice saggy nips there, bird in the pink top.
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Exhibit k) Just put her down and put those thunder thighs away... Tree trunks. Also check out the GORGEOUS steward in the
background
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Exhibit l) Now what did Uncle Jimmy say about Panto Dame crossed with Gypsy Wedding? |
Exhibit m) I don’t even need to say anything for these two do I ?
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Exhibit n) Here we go .. shoes off.. snarling down the to your fella coz he has swerved you.
Told you, didn’t I ?
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Exhibit o) And last but not least .. this utter buffoon of a man always has to gegg
in doesn’t he. Does that cardigan / coat thing actually have Buffalos on it?
Really lad?
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Jaysus Jimmy, yer a man of the people
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing sooooooo much. Bang on Jimmy :')
ReplyDeleteDidn't I see you wearing something like this when you were skidding on the jizz in the curzon toilets with Fred the weather man?
ReplyDeletePity your grammar is so poor - did you get copyright for these pictures? Maybe someone will be suing you soon !
ReplyDeleteLooks interesting, ill be sure to check it out. Cheltenham tips
ReplyDeleteYou call a woman thunder thighs yet she looks absolutely gorgeous. No wonder women and young girls obsess over their image when there's arseholes like you criticising them. Thing is though those women can lose weight if they choose to. You'll always be a prick.
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ReplyDeleteWho are you to judge people and try an have a laugh at their expense! Does it make you feel better about yourself when you put other people down?
ReplyDeleteBrilliant.....thanks for making me laugh out loud at half five on a Sunday morning lad.
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