Dear John Terry,
I write regarding your little incident during the Barcelona vs Chelsea Champions League Semi Final 2nd Leg. The little incident you got a red card for.... And your subsequent comments.
First off, the question everyone wants to hear the answer to:
WHY did you feel the need to knee Sanchez, from behind, off the ball, without provocation in such an important game?
a) Did he stamp on your toe?
b) Did he say your mum likes Scouse cock?
c) Did you want to slip off for an early bath so you could stick one in Guardiola’s wife whilst he was otherwise engaged?
d) Or was Sanchez quite genuinely just giving you the run around and you couldn’t handle it?
We’re all dying to know.
And, imagine .. just imagine our confusion, having seen the replays multiple times on Sky ... for the pitch side reporter to come on saying that YOU said Sanchez “RAN INFRONT OF YOU” and “CUT IN TO YOUR PATH” and “THAT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT”.
Imagine our utter confusion, until after the game, where you face the post –match interview and say;
“I’ve seen the replay.. and it looks bad on camera, but I’m not that type of player”
Ah. You aren’t that type of player. You aren’t that type of guy. Of course.
Of course you aren’t...........
But ..........
Remember the time in September 2001, when you were fined two weeks wages by Chelsea for an incident involving players and American tourists at a Heathrow airport bar in the immediate aftermath of the September 11th attacks?
Nah – you aren’t that type of guy.
Remember the time in January 2002 when you were charged with assault and affray after a confrontation with a nightclub bouncer?
Nah – you aren’t that type of guy.
Remember in 2009 when you were investigated by Chelsea and the FA for allegedly taking £10,000 from an undercover reporter for a private tour of your training ground?
Nah – you aren’t that type of guy.
Remember in January 2010 when the super-injunction about you back-ending Wayne Bridge’s missus was over turned, and all the papers reported your 4 month affair with her? And her and Bridge split? And you lost your England captaincy? And Bridge swerved your handshake?
Nah – you aren’t that type of guy.
And remember last November, when you were investigated following an allegation of racist abuse made at Anton Ferdinand? You ALLEDGEDLY called him a “black c*nt” ... And you got charged? And stripped of your England captaincy, again? And you face a criminal trial this July?
Nah – you aren’t that type of guy.
John
Terry - Not that type of guy™
But .. JT Lad... Are you THIS type of guy?
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